guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

(via babycakesforboobear)


vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

(via hazfuckedlou)



morgrana:

dead-pendragon:

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

you forget to cherish it

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

(via literallyrad)


miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

(via freewlfi)


Cut the poison out of your life. No matter what - or whom - it may be.
Jeigo - It’s going to hurt before it gets better (via jeigo)

(via babycakesforboobear)


lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via babycakesforboobear)




alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(via iriwins)


unclefather:

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

Free him

unclefather:

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

Free him

(via hazfuckedlou)


(via lulz-time)



Dylan O’Brien for Elle Magazine October 2014 Issue

Dylan O’Brien for Elle Magazine October 2014 Issue

(via spookystagram)